Everyone best step back

I am in a mood today. Grump grump grump. My computer at work is a mess and I can't fix it and can't really ask the IT guy to fix it because it's not a work essential thing. The sound is fucked. It plays everything (and I mean everything, even Windows system sounds) back at a higher-than-normal speed. Obviously I don't need the sound to work in order to do my job, so I can't really expect our lone IT guy to spend time on this. But I'm so annoyed! I want to play my music. I can hook the speakers back up to my iPod directly if necessary, I guess. But man I'm grumpy. Stay outta my way, people!!